Wednesday 17 December 2003

Albert Uderzo and the Vikings

Cinema

A s we stepped off the airplane following the trip from Lutetia, the cold dry air took our breath away, proof that we had safely arrived in Demark. Albert Uderzo shook hands with "Eddy the paparazzo" who had graciously come to pick us up at the airport, but who managed to screw up practically every picture taken for this report. Fortunately, he did speak French well enough that we could understand him (thanks to our years of schooling). As we drove in the early morning light through the suburbs and into the centre of Copenhagen, Albert finally roused himself out of the torpor induced by the breakfast served on the airplane. I think I heard him mutter "poor thing" as he looked despairingly at his plate of baked ham.
For the first time since the contract to produce the 8th Asterix animated film was signed with the French TV station M6 in the summer of 2002, Albert Uderzo has finally come to visit the A Films studio. After writing the synopsis and then the screenplay, our Danish friends are now ready to attack the production stage. This studio, which boasts over 10 years of experience (not bad for a whisky, as our friend Captain Haddock would say), has either directed and/or produced a number of animated films including "Help, I am a Fish", which was surely the source of inspiration for "Nemo" from Pixar.
Based on the album "Asterix and the Normans" by René Goscinny and Albert Uderzo, the new film will develop the Nordic aspects of the storyline to become "Asterix and the Vikings". It is a hilarious adventure where visiting warriors from the Nordic regions discover the one thing they had never experienced - fear! And, to make things even more entertaining, they choose Justforkix, the young swinger from Lutetia, to help them take the plunge!



Stefan and Jasper, the two directors, have pinned up the storyboards, scene by scene, in the endless corridor that runs throughout the building. The two of them give a blow-by-blow account of all the action they have dreamed up in the dozens of pencil sketches spread before our eyes. For the most part, Albert makes encouraging sounds while sometimes asking for a translation of sentences spoken in Briton but with a Nordic accent - just to make sure he has grasped the real meaning of course. And paf (don't forget that according to René Goscinny the names of Norman men always end in "af,") and pif and chtac, onomatopoeia being the same the world over, our group in the hall is having the time of its life (and bothering anyone around who is trying to get some work done). Certain details are corrected, like the path of a lance, for example, which looked as though it might wound our Obelix who, although he might be indomitable, is not totally invincible. When you work with Asterix, you take ballistics classes to make sure nobody can get the better of you.

Our Scandinavian hosts showed such spirit, wit and respect for Asterix's authors and their work that this first visit allowed us to easily appreciate the exceptional ambition underlying this production. The project promises to be the great animated film that was missing from our Gauls' repertoire. The English voices that will guide the animators' work are to be recorded in late January 2004 in Los Angeles. The casting should be impressive. Stay tuned for further info! And long live Timandahaf!
To come out in 2006.
  


Wednesday 3 December 2003

Asterix on a grand scale

Video games

In the name of game emporiums, it was the least you could hope for! The Gauls intend to tackle the production of video games in a big way: "ASTERIX and OBELIX, XXL", to be produced by Atari.
Following in the footsteps of the world-renowned team of Lugdunum, a studio known under the code name "Etrange Libellule" has developed a truly amazing game. Specialists in the field have awarded it excellent scores, far better than any seen before. Asterix and Obelix have taken heart since they were beginning to wonder, just like actors in the ancient Greek theatre, if they had turned in a good performance.
They threw themselves into the endeavour at every level: researching the costumes, accessories (Obelix, in particular, wears a bracelet worthy of the gladiators) and seeking advice for various massacres. They did their utmost to match any of their exploits in the series of comic books. You have to admit that the authors of the game entrusted them with an exceptionally formidable mission: finding the inhabitants of the village that we know and love, who have been kidnapped and strewn throughout the Empire by Caesar's troops.
This game will delight both young (7 years and above) and old: the 3D characters have real charisma, giving a dazzling performance that will make other video game heroes green with envy. The brawls are worthy of any in the series; being able to change from Asterix to Obelix to Dogmatix is a real bonus for the "gamer", the name given by the Gauls to fans of this sport that should be practiced only with moderation. And finally, sliding across Obelix's stomach offers a real highlight, in the name of a DVDRom!

Wednesday 3 December 2003

Albert Uderzo, lithographic artist

Collectors

Last week found Albert Uderzo shaking in his boots. Yes, believe it or not, after nearly sixty years in the business, the idea of suddenly carving into a huge piece of stone really threw him for a loop. But he soon became enthralled with the project and turned into a real sculptor, a kind of menhir artist if you like.
After having rapidly set the stage with a sanguine (the man always works very quickly and hardly ever does a draft, no time a'wasting with him), he used a soft lead pencil to sketch out his ideas.
Produced for fans from the Gard region (namely "La Bulle" bookstore in Nîmes), this drawing will be used to produce sixty signed lithographs by the end of the year, to the great satisfaction of the most demanding collectors. Photographs taken during the operation bear witness to the wonderful craftsmanship of this technique, invented in 1798, long after the time of the Gauls. The process continues to be as unbelievable as it is revolutionary.

(Click on thumbnails to enlarge ...)

As for me, I asked to have the stone itself but they refused to give it to me. Too bad for them, I'll just send Obelix over one of these days and I'll bet that will take the air out of them!

Wednesday 3 December 2003

The romans were crafty

Press review

The descendants of Anticlimax have just discovered, on the other side of the tunnel in London, the bronze foot of a Roman legionary, dating from the 2nd century. Something about the foot greatly intrigues the druids of today: under the famous sandal lies a sock!
We could expound upon the stylist from Roman times who came up with such an idea. Quite frankly, who ever heard of a sock underneath a sandal? Could anything be uglier? But we should take pity on the poor legionary, who gave up the comfort of Italian boots and had to face the cold winters of Brittany.